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Dear Manufacturers,
I will tell you how to properly package your product so that consumers can't open it.
First, shrink wrap all the items/accessories in the strongest heat shrink material available.
Second, place each item into a non-openable plastic clamshell.
Third, shrink wrap the clamshell with the strongest heat shrink material available.
Now, you have a package that consumers will not be able to open. They may be able to open it after a few hours, only if they are lucky.
Have a great day figuring out how to drive consumers crazy!
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