The Quotes Page

"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life."
"Feelings are like farts and you've got to let them out while still being respectful of the people around you."
"A hundred years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of clothes I wore. But the world may be much different, because I was important in the life of a child."
"It was a lie, of course, that it wouldn't hurt a bit. But since adults always said it when it was going to hurt, he could count on that statement as an accurate prediction of the future. Sometimes lies were more dependable than the truth."
"It isn't Rob, Jeff or myself. It is all of us that are driving this board or sites to be a valuable, challenging or alternative site to read...Just never forget that ever..."
"Do you remember which key it is?"
"The Old Code: A knight is sworn to valor. His heart knows only virtue. His blade defends the helpless. His might upholds the weak. His word speaks only truth. His wrath undoes the wicked."
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
"Ha, young gods these days, they have no respect."
"A true friend will follow you into the rain to help you with your problems."
"Hugz and Peace"
"The Cake is a Lie..."
"Everything not saved will be lost."
"Don't listen to the deer, the deer likes to tell lies"
"Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep."
"Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb."
"'If they were servants by nature,' said Colon, 'you wouldn't have to beat them to get them to obey. It's a brave man who beats a little child. They'll no doubt write songs about your courage.'"