The Most Amazing Story Ever Written: Part Two

Josh and Jason were frozen in place as the tornado approached, Doug held securely in Josh's arms. Just as it reached the edge of the property, the tornado came to a stop and vanished, revealing a set of six-year-old redheaded twins wrestling each other on the ground.

"OH!"

"We're..."

"Here!" the twins announced in a see-saw harmony.

They jumped up and ran over to the stunned boys, announcing as they came to a stop:

"He's"

"Timnah"

"and"

"he's"

"Jo'mmy."

"You're"

"Poppa"

"and"

"you're"

"Daddy"

"and"

"we"

"need"

"cuddles"

"NOW!"

With that, the pair pounced the still-shocked boys, somehow knocking both to the ground without even the slightest chance of damage to their Uncle Doug. The two dragonlings noticed the commotion, and as any good dragonling should do, they rushed to assist the twins with the cuddle-attack on the dragonling's riders.

"Whoah! Did you guys see that? It was insane! Are you okay?" another boy shouted as he emerged from the cornfield dragging a potato sack along behind himself that looked heavy.

Josh looked over, stating the first thing that came to mind before his view was blocked by Timnah. {or was it Jo'mmy? Flip a coin!} "Hey dude, is that a corncob in your pants or are you just glad to see us?"

Looking down at his pants, he laughed like a braying donkey. He rummaged in his pocket and pulled out a half-eaten ear of corn. "You must be psychic or sumthin." He laughed, throwing the corn cob in his bag and closing it quickly, a bulge could still be seen in his pants though. "Are those dragons? Like, real ones?"

"Looks like he's glad to see us still!" Jason giggled as he gave whichever twin it was that was trying to sit on his face an atomic wedgie.

Once again looking down at his pants he laughed and nodded his head. "Oh, you mean my woody!" He announced as he rammed his hand back into his pants pocket, pulling out a wooden toy soldier. "Oh wait, maybe you meant my man thing. That likes everyone" He laughed as one more boy emerged from the cornfield.

One of the twins, the non-wedgied one, got up and looked at the new arrivals. Pointing at his brother, he stated "I'm him and he's me and we're wizards. That's Daddy, Poppa, and Uncle Doug. Who're you, and do ya wanna see our wands?"

"Oh boy!" The first boy said with a wide smile. "Do I!" He began as the other boy rushed over and stopped him from dropping his pants.

"What in tarnation do you think yer doin?" He said as he swatted at the boy's hands. "I swear if's that lightnin didn't scramble that simple brain a yers. Dadidadn."

The twins got up, spun around in circles, and were suddenly nude. "See!" they giggled in stereo, "Now ya wanna see our magic ones?" they added with matching giggles.

With an excited squeal, Dadidadn nodded his head and set the top of his bag down on the ground, stepping on the end of it with a bare foot that looked like it hadn't seen soap and water the better part of the month. "Nah, those are c-c-coo-coo-coo..."

"Oh damn it." The other boy said as he cracked the boy in the back of the head. "Spit it out robot!"

"Those are cool." He said, the strike in the back of the head seeming to cure the stutter. "Don't need to see the magic ones."

"Do you wanna see them, Daddy?" the twins giggled as they spun to address their newly-crowned parents.

"Uhh, I guess..." Josh and Jason replied in unison, still not sure which of them was Daddy."

The twins reached around behind them, fiddled at the base of their spine for a second, then produced what looked like two-foot-long pool cues, seemingly covered in rainbowed foil.

"You keep them in your bums?!?" Dadidadn gasped.

"Yeah, they don't fit in our noses yet," the twins chorused seriously.

Nodding in agreement, the second, older looking boy smiled. "Ah can git that. Anyway, I think interducin us is in order. I'm Mac an I live over yonder in the next farm on tha otha side o' the cornfield. The stutterin mess is my robot boy, Dadidadn. I found him tied to a lightnin rod. He'd been struck, how many times robot?"

"Dunno," Dadidadn shrugged his shoulders. "C-c-an't count higher than ten."

Just then the parents, Kate and David, came running up."Are you guys okay? We saw there was a tornado heading right for the house!"

"That was just our sons, Mom!" Josh stated, figuring getting the confusion started immediately would save him from being in trouble. "They were having a friendly wrestling match!"

"The youngens kicked up one heck of a ruckus." Mac smiled as he sat down on a nearby tree stump.

"And t-t-th-thhh-th-the..." * Smack * "And they know m-m-m-ag-magic!" Dadidadn got out with some help from Mac.

Deciding that sorting out the chaos would be best done in small doses, Kate turned to the suddenly re-clothed twins and asked: "What are your names, guys, and how old are you?"

"He's Timnah, and he's 204,897,642 seconds old!" One of the twins stated while pointing at the other.

"And he's Jo'mmy, and he's 204,897,916 seconds old!" Timnah added.

"GRANDMA HUGS!" they screamed in unison as they swarmed Kate.

"I caint figure if'n that's real old er real not old." Mac mused. "I'd ask my robot but he ain't no good at numbers."

"We'll help!" the twins chorused as they wiggled their wands in the air. {the ones covered in foil ... geez!} Seconds later, there was a new patio/calculator in front of them. They hopped from key to key, finally coming up with around 6 1/2 years according to the 3-foot display at the far end.

"I would have guessed that." Dadidadn smiled. "But there were too many numbers. Why do you say it i-i-in seconds?"

"It's easier to remember," the twins chorused.

"Sure it is." Mac snorted. "So, me an the robot was wantin to meet y'all and maybe find out if the lightnin been strikin over here like it does over yonder all the time. I don't think Dadidadn can take much more shockin."

Kate looked over her shoulder. "Hey Danny, don't you think Android repairs fall under your own universe? C'mon now, a LITTLE reality might be nice for once!"

"Yeah, and what's all this about hitting my head? I'm getting sore!" the actor playing the robot added.

{All the crap Jeff has done to me and this is bad?} Danny giggled. {Okay then...}

Just then a bolt of lightning struck the android, laying him out in the dirt. "Dadadadaindadadadadinninnninnndada" He stuttered out as he shakily got to his feet and dusted himself off.

"Now you know where he got his name from." Mac laughed as he watched the android fumble with his bag, pulling out a rock.

"Dadadadaininindadada...." He shouted at the sky, throwing the rock in the air. With a satisfied smile, he fumbled with the bag trying to close it as the rock came back down and bounced off his head. "Sick of it!" He shouted as he rubbed the spot it bounced off of.

"Not the brightest candle on tha cake I tells ya." Mac chuckled.

"That's it!" the twins yelled as they pointed their wands at Dadadada... {whatever Danny named him...}. "Undoious Authorus Stupidious Stuffious!" they yelled in unison as purple light flashed from the end of the wands.

"Thanks guys, that's lots better!" the robot actor stated in relief.

Sean shook his head and opened the roster database. {Okay, allergic to any form of sugar or sugar substitute should fix the twins, don't you agree Danny?}

Shaking his head, and unable to stop laughing, Danny began to type once more.

"Thank you guys." He managed to get out. "And now that I can say it, my actual name is...." He barely got out as another bolt of lightening struck, leveling the poor android once again. "Dadadadadadainininininiadadadad!!!!" He shouted as he pulled another rock out of the bag. "Dadadaaaaaaaaa!!!!" he screamed at the sky as he threw the rock straight up once again. As it arced, he closed the bag and once again, it found it's way back to earth, after ricocheting off his head. "Stupid, stupid, stupid!" He shouted as he collected the rock and put it back in the bag.

"Yeah, taint no magic gonna change who he is. He is who he is an that be my robot boy." Mac smiled.

Danny looked at Jeff, who was now cleaning the coffee he spit all over his keyboard off, while still coughing and laughing hysterically; and smiled.

"MEANIES!" the entire cast yelled at Danny and Sean.

{Hey Uncle AC, can I borrow your eraser?} Sean asked with an evil grin.

"WE LOVE YOU!!!!" the entire cast yelled even louder, the panic obvious in their voices.

"As I was sayin." Mac laughed. "We was wonderin if'n you was havin lightenin like we was but I think we got our answer."

Yeah." Dadidadn added as he rubbed his head. "I've never seen anything l-l-li-lik-li-l-l-l..."

"Oh, lord." Mac sighed as he took off his sneaker and pitched it hard, bouncing it off of Dadidadn's head.

"L-like it." He finished. "Thank you Mac."

Still pouting over the treatment by their author, the twins decided to join the dragonlings, who had started a spirited game of tag with the chickens roaming in their pen.

Silently watching, everyone cringed as chickens scattered, their tails smoldering from being tagged, as only a dragonling can do. "Anyway," Dadidadn shrugged, no longer able to watch the poor birds. "We saw the tornado and wanted to see if you were all ha-h-h-having a similar issue. I g-g-gue-gue-sssssss n-n-n-ot."

"Looks like we're having roast chicken for dinner AGAIN!" David stated with a shake of his head. "You guys want to join us? We'll have plenty, trust me!"

"Mighty neighborly of you," Mac replied as he watched the chickens all gang up and attack the dragonlings, it was actually quite epic. "But the robot gots to stay outside for everbody's safety."

"He's right I guess." Dadidadn got out as a huge chicken rushed out of the pen and began jumping up and down on a dragonling. "Is that normal?"

"Not really," David replied just as the little dragon faced off with the big chicken and sucked in a huge breath. "Wait." He said, raising one finger just as the dragonling blasted the chicken with his best shot. The chicken's eyes opened wide as it's charred feathers smoldered. "Now that's normal." He chuckled.

"Y-y-y-you mess with the bull," Dadidadn said as he watched the charred chicken retreat.

"You"

"Get"

"Horny!" The twins giggled as everyone else groaned.

"Cooked." Mac shook his head. "In this case, you get cooked."

**Like chicken rare!** both dragonlings stated in everyone's head. **Just singeing feathers so don't tickle!**

While the group watched in horror as both dragonlings turned the tables on their opponents, another bolt of lightning struck, sending an android back into the dirt, stuttering and swearing the entire way.

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The Next Morning:

Josh and Jason woke up to find that scoreboards had been added to the foot of their bed and both of their new sons were cuddled with the dragonlings in front of the door to the hallway. Looking at the scoreboard, Jason whined "A 5.2 for effort! What the hell! I was tired after chasing the chickens down when your Dad forgot to lock the gate!"

They broke down in giggles, however, when they heard David scream "3.4! I want a second opinion!"

The noise woke the twins, who in harmony stated "You sure make a lotta noise makin' babies in this universe! All we do back at our old home is wave our wands at each other! Ya wanna see?"

"NO!" everyone exclaimed, even the chickens outside and both authors.

"I-i-i-i- d-d-d-d-d-dooo-d-d" * Smack * "Ow damn it!"

**That is 2,348,456 no votes and one yes vote, The no's have it.** two godlike voices informed the room and surrounding areas.

"Excellent," Dadidadn said as the rest ushered him out of the house. "It's okay though, it's a nice clear day, not a cloud in the sky." He continued as he walked out into the middle of the driveway. "T-t-t-tod-today is gonna be a great day I t-t-th-thi-think."

Rolling their eyes, the twins held up their hands and started counting down from twenty.

"No, I'm thinkin he may be right, tha simple minded fool." Mac smiled. "It gotta come from somewheres."

"... four ... three ... two ... one ..."

And as everyone closed their eyes in anticipation, to the group's surprise, nothing happened.

"Yeah!" Dadidadn shouted as he thrust his fist in the air. "A good d-d-d-da-d-day!"

The group looked up toward the sky and then back at the elated android. "Well, maybe we should be sayin our goodbyes and thanks fer yer hospitalities," Mac said as he started shaking hands. "Me an sparky gots ta get our chores done. We'll come by some otha time."

"Kewl, see ya soon!" Josh replied as he shook their hands.

As Mac turned to walk down the front steps, an electrical repair truck came tearing down the driveway out of control. "Dadadadada!" everyone shouted as the truck screeched to a halt, merely inches from the android.

"S-s-s-se-see! A good day." Dadidadn announced with a refreshed look of peace and joy on his face. Mac shook his head and joined the android in front of the truck.

"Y'all take care!" Mac shouted before they both disappeared into the cornfield.

"I really thought that truck was gonna cream him," Dave said as they watched over the field where motion could still be seen in the stalks.

As the men in the truck climbed out and began to go to work, a bolt of lightning struck the field with a deafening crack.

"Dadadaddadaddadadainidiidiidiididdididaddaddaddadnnnnnn" echoed toward the house as a rock could be seen being propelled and then descending on a now angry android. * Knock * "F-f-f-fu-fu-fu-f-f-...."

"Okay, so our timing was off!" the twins smirked. "Whats for breakfast?"

"Dad says he's taking us to Dennys for breakfast," Josh stated as they heard the garage door open, revealing a stretched Ford Aerostar.

Looking over his shoulder, Danny grinned and nodded his head at Jeff. {Oh yeah, this is happening.} He said with an evil laugh.

"Denny's?" One of the men on the truck stated. "I'd love a Grand Slam breakfast. Would it be okay if I tagged along?"

"The more, the merrier!" Kate smiled. "I'm Kate, he's Dave and this is our brood."

"Nice to meet you folks, my name is Jeff and the guy behind the truck isn't important. I'll just leave him here to do whatever work it is that we would come into your yard to do on his own and join you for breakfast at Denny's. What could go wrong?"

"N-N-N-N-NO! IT'S A TR-TR-TRI..." a voice started to yell before multiple lightning bolts streaked from the sky.

"What was that?" Jeff asked.

"Nothing, the robot's got some issues," David said. "Let's get going!"

On the road, Dave and Kate cheerfully started a conversation with the new guy as the kids listened on. "So Jeff, you got any hobbies?" Dave asked.

"As a matter of fact," Jeff began all cocky sounding; "I am a famous online author who graces the web with situations that I find humorous. I enjoy writing stories about all kinds of people but I love making their lives miserable. You should see some of the situations I place those poor unsuspecting characters in. It's gold I tell ya!"

{{I don't talk like that Danny.}} Jeff said, slowly stepping away when Danny shot him a fairly frightening glare.

{Better you than me, dude!} Sean commented as he 'borrowed' another cookie from AC's plate.

The twins exchanged glances, unconsciously reaching down the back of their shorts to make sure their wands were ready. Josh and Jason were busily shopping online for hip waders, and the dragonlings in back were practicing flame ignition. The practice came in handy, as the Fiero that tried tailgating them suddenly found out that plastic car bodies melt.

Continuing to suck the air out of the van with his self-appreciation, Jeff smiled as Denny's came into view. "I even wrote quite a few scenes that involve Denny's itself. My favorites are when characters get left there for years at a time. It's hilarious." He boasted as they pulled up close to the doors.

As the van stopped, the twins waved their wands, changing Jeff's clothes to a straightjacket. David reached over and pressed the button labeled "Do Not Use Under Penalty of Death!". Josh reached up and hit the emergency egress lever, which flipped the top open and armed the button his Dad was holding in. Seconds later, a jetpack under Jeff's seat ignited and he quickly learned what Sean's passengers felt like in a shuttle.

{You're going swimmin' for that, Mr. Roboto!} Sean warned.

"This is for Mike and the boys!" Josh shouted as the seat ejected and Jeff could barely be heard yelling "...but I never got to tell you about the diner scene!" What a jerk.

{Totally worth it.} Danny giggled.

Racing out of the parking lot, all the kids watched as the seat's parachute opened and set Jeff down right at the entrance. "That was weird," Timnah said with a giggle. "So where are we really going then?"

"Ask our authors, they locked us on autopilot!" David replied as he sat back and opened a book.

As the crew placed bets as to where their journey would lead them, they all cheered and moaned as each possible destination came into view and was left to vanish in their wake. "But I'm really hungry guys!" Josh said to... {He can talk to the authors too, right? Ah, okay.} ...the magical unicorn that somehow ended out leading the van into the parking lot of a Waffle House, gaining cheers from all the kids.

Once they were seated and had placed their orders, they sat back to wait for their food. Amazingly, the manager had no issues thawing two cases of sausage for the dragonlings! Just as the waitress brought the food over, with three helpers, a record-setting sized bolt of lightning streaked from the cloudless sky, striking THROUGH the window and hitting the table they were sitting at...

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To Be Continued... We don't know why either :P

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One of the author's notes:

Hey Y'all, Sean here! Cor's helpin' Timmy proofread his latest Christmas stories, so when Danny asked if I wanted to give him a hand, I jumped at the chance! You can blame me for the twins - just think of them as a cross between Timmy, Jacob, and Jamie!

Did we surprise you with our ending? It was fun to figure out, even though I think Danny's gonna have issues with Jeff for a while. Don't worry, only Uncle Akeentia kills off characters that everyone likes!

I hope that you had as much fun as we did with this chapter, and I can't wait to see what the next author or authors do!

Catch ya' later, dudes and dudettes!

Sean 

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The other author's notes:

I don't know why they don't let us do this more often. Um... Well, I do know and I guess I can't blame them; especially after this chapter. (Oh please, Jeff's been asking for that to happen for a loooooooong time now. Still totally worth it!) It was awesome working with Sean on this too. I know AC and Jeff used to do this all the time and with all the laughing that went into writing this chapter, I know why they started it in the first place. It's cool that they trusted us to add to their work, and I guess I'm kinda sorry I ejected Jeff from a van at a Denny's. (I'm really not!)

Merry Christmas Everyone! Good luck to the next author who gets to follow this mess!!!

Danny